123

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Mom: (generally cringes every time Skyler talks about sex this episode)

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122

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Mom: Everybody’s a tough guy.
Me: I mean, they *are* in a meth kingpin’s place.
Mom: But it wouldn’t hurt to have a few rudimentary manners.


121

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Scene begins with Walt urinating blood into the toilet)
Mom: Oh come ON.
(sighs)
“Realism.”


120

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Hank talks about why he arrested Hugo the janitor)
Mom: Please tell me something really horrible happens to Walt’s brother in law.
Me: I don’t want to ruin the show for you.
Mom: You don’t have to tell me *what* it is.
Me: …Yes.
Mom: Thank god.


119

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Hank arrests Hugo the kind janitor)
Mom: See, I fucking knew it!
(silence)
That is so grotesquely unfair!
(two scenes later)
Poor Hugo!


118

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Skinny Pete tries to fist bump Tuco, who just stares at him)
Mom: Uh. He has a big KNIFE.


117

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Jesse, re. Tuco: You sure you’re tight with this guy?
Skinny Pete: Two nuts in a ball sack, yo.
Mom: That’s a lovely image.