26

My mother and I watch Castle:

(Beckett and her partner question a man in a coffee shop)
Mom: Oh, come on!  (laughing) “Let’s interrogate someone about a triple-secret (laughing so hard she can barely speak), confidential FBI case – in a COFFEE SHOP!  How PERFECT!”  It’s INSANE!!
Me: I’ve never seen you like this.
Mom: I bet it was a PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!


25

My mother and I watch Battlestar Galactica:

(Adama, shaving)
Mom: Shaving that face must be an adventure.


24

My mother and I watch Battlestar Galactica:

Apollo: I will not serve under a man who questions my integrity.
Adama: And I won’t have an officer under my command who doesn’t have any.
Mom/Me: What a jerk.


23

My mother and I watch Battlestar Galactica:

Apollo, onscreen: You know, when I was nine –
Mom: Nobody cares.


22

My mother and I watch Battlestar Galactica:

(In his cell, Baltar hides a piece of paper in his pants)
Mom: He sure does like sticking things down his pants.  It’s disconcerting.  Like a monkey.


21

My mother and I watch Battlestar Galactica:

Mom: I hate Balzac.
Me: What could he do to make you like him better?
Mom: Die.
(silence)
That, or rescue some puppies.  There aren’t enough animals on this show.


20

My mother and I watch The Arsenio Hall Show:

Mom: Now who would give him another show?
Me: What network is this?
Mom: The CW.
Me: There’s your answer.
Mom: This is the same station that airs Supernatural.
Me: What’s your point?
Mom: Demons.