77

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

Me: So, what do you think of the show?
Mom: I haven’t found much to chuckle at.


76

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

(Clay takes out a sign with an automatic rifle)
Mom: He’s very subtle.


75

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

(One of the bikers beats up a Korean Elvis impersonator)
Mom: This is a freaking weird show.
(Clay speaks Spanish sarcastically to one of the rival gang members)
Mom: It also has some racial overtones.


74

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

(Gemma and Clay have a heart to heart about paternal allegiances)
Mom: How do you think Shakespeare would feel about one of his masterpieces being turned into a biker show?
Me: I think he’d like it.
Mom: Oh, please.
(Gemma heads for Clay’s crotch)
I can’t watch Peg Bundy…doing that.


73

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

(Bearded man calls out to Jax’s friend)
Mom, gleefully: IT’S ZZ TOP!


72

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

(Strung-out woman puts cigarette out in a carton of ice cream)
Mom: These are going to be people who smoke a lot.


71

My mother and I watch Sons of Anarchy:

Mom: He’s reading a comic book. He must be a protagonist.