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My mother and I watch Jessica Jones:

(Luke tries to hire Jessica as a private investigator)
Mom: Why is is shirt ripped? Probably because he had sex.
(Luke offers Jessica his hand to shake)
Wouldn’t it be funny if she grabbed his finger and tickled him with it?

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My mother and I watch Jessica Jones:

(Jessica and Luke have sex)
Mom: I hope she has, like, ten pairs of black panties and not just the one.