66

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(A deer is chased and torn apart by a pack of dogs)
Mom: Jesus, what is wrong with them?
Me: The dogs?
Mom: No, the writers of this show.

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65

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

Mom: They sure say fuck a lot.
(silence)
Do you think when they write on their little pads, they write “fuck”, too?


64

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(The Guilty Remnant show up at Heroes Day. Riot ensues.)
Mom: I don’t know that I’d wear white to go and get my head bashed in.


63

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(Chief Garvey hits an unknown animal with his car)
Mom: I bet it’s a freaking polar bear.


62

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(Chief Garvey walks up the stairs, stops, and looks at a photo on the wall)
Mom: What, are you going to smash the picture?
(he does so)
HAHAHAHAHA.


61

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(Man in pickup truck shoots dog dead and drives away)
Mom: Why would he do that?? Why did he kill that dog? Why did you kill that dog, you creep??
(silence)
I don’t like this.


60

My mother and I watch The Leftovers:

(Woman repeatedly screams for her baby. Cuts to loud vocal montage of frantic 911 calls. Fades into caption: “Three Years Later”)
Mom: Good, because I couldn’t take more of that.