137

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Jesse’s mom tells off Hank for not being forthcoming.)
Mom: I LOVE HER.

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136

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Skyler protests Marie’s assertion that Walt is addicted to the pot.)
Marie: How do you know? You didn’t even know he had a second cell phone.
Mom: Charming. She’s charming.


135

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Tuco explains his plan for them to all go to Mexico and do nothing but cook.)
Walt: I have a family.
Jesse: Yeah, me too!
Mom: Don’t they know to just agree with him by now?


134

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt and Jesse sweat in the heat in Tuco’s place.)
Mom: Why is Jesse still wearing his jacket?
(minutes pass)
Jesse, take off your jacket.


133

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Tuco: …I can see the future, you know.
Mom: Oh, god.
Me: DRUGS.


132

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Tuco examines Walt’s prescription bottle.)
Tuco: I thought your name was Heisenberg.
Walt: Heisenberg is kind of a pseudonym. Like a business name.
Mom: Like Tuco.
(silence)
Or The Cap’n.


131

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(A distraught Skyler meets up with Marie after searching for Walt. Marie looks upset.)
Mom: I bet she’s going to talk about herself.
Marie: Listen, about the whole tiara thing…
Mom: Told ya.