116

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt vomits in the bathroom at his school)
Mom: I don’t like bathroom scenes. I don’t like barfing and pooping scenes.
(Hugo, the janitor, arrives)
Poor Hugo.

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115

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Mom: (giggles hysterically every time Jesse calls Walt “Mr. White”)


114

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Jaunty, “scooby-dee-doo” music plays while Jesse deals around town)
Mom: This is dealing music?? It’s like Hugh Jackman is going to jump out and start dancing any minute.


113

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Skyler complains to Walt about him being distant)
Mom: Oh, Skyler. It’s all about you.


112

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Hank digs into a platter of cheese)
Mom: I guess that’s what you serve at an intervention.


111

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Skyler is worried Walt isn’t getting treatment)
Marie: You know what we need to do?
Mom: Have an intervention.
Marie: Get everyone here to talk to him, as a family.
Skyler: You mean like an intervention?
Mom: HA HA HA HA HA.


110

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Hank brings Walter Jr. home after he gets picked up by a cop)
Skyler: I don’t even know what to say to you.
Mom: But that won’t stop you.