99

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Krazy 8 talks about his family)
Mom: Domingo is a very sensitive soul.
(sillence)
And intuitive.


98

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt gets to know Krazy 8)
Mom: I want Walter to let him go.
Me: Why?
Mom: Because I feel sorry for him.
Me: Even though he was going to kill Walt?
Mom: Yeah.
(silence)
This is just giving me a headache it’s so crazy.


97

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt has a fight with Skyler on the phone)
Mom: Every time this show gets really silly, something really grim happens next.
(silence)
Is he really cutting off the crusts of the sandwich?? For bike lock man?
(silence)
And he’s coughing on it, but that’s a whole other set of problems.


96

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt writes about whether to kill or not kill Krazy 8)
Mom: Really? He’s going to do a pro and con list? About whether he kills bike lock man?
(camera pans out to show Walt on the toilet)
Mom: OH GOD.


95

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Hank: What do you think they were all doing before they started shooting meth in their dicks?
Mom: (to me) Do they really shoot meth in their penises??
Me: *I* don’t know.
Mom: I don’t know if it’s hyperbole.


94

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(camera pans to a used condom in the parking lot)
Mom: Ew! GOD.
(to me)
You take me to the nicest places.


93

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Marie: (says something)
Mom: She is unbelievably annoying.
(silence)
I don’t like her at all.
(silence)
I think we should fast-forward through her scenes.