144

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Mom, re. Skyler: She’s annoying, but I feel sorry for her today.

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143

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Hank’s co-workers give him a gift, which he opens)
Hank (looking inside): You sick puppies!
Mom: Is it Tuco’s grill?
(minutes later it is revealed to indeed be Tuco’s grill)
Mom: Oh my god, I called it! I called it! I don’t know what to say!
(to the cat)
We’re clairvoyant.


142

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt sneaks into his house in the middle of the night to hide his money.)
Mom: You know Skyler. You know she’s going to wake up.


141

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Cashless and carless, Jesse heads to the Waffle House with his hotel alibi friend with the rough teeth.)
Mom: Jesse’s prospects don’t look good.


140

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

Skyler: How’s Hank?
Marie: Hank…he’s indestructible, you know that.
Mom: I hope not.


139

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(A grocery store employee follows the trail of Walt’s discarded clothing through the store, picking up items as she goes)
Mom: Really? You would just touch all that shit if you were working in a Hi-Lo Market?


138

My mother and I watch Breaking Bad:

(Walt and Jesse trudge through the desert)
Mom: Jesse finally took his jacket off.